m4ge:
it literally is in the stars now
you’re wonderful
jesus
ok
as my friend put it: “fandom, there’s a line and it’s about 5 miles behind you.”
They actually did. I checked that registration number at the site.
the fuck
Holy shit, they weren’t joking.
Fandom, meet DirkJake.
The shipping is in the stars.
Wow that’s horrible
why would anyone do that
why not name it something better
like Jade Harley
because she is space
BECAUSE ITS A FUNNY JOKE KAGE
and then you go and ruin MY joke
THANKS DAN
Wow
your joke was baaad
just
awefull
Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new superpower. →
nyxe:
You know what? Fuck that. I’ve already got that one.
So basically when the musical starts, I’m the one you want in the wings?
Although if you asked my Mom, that’s not really a new superpower…
Time manipulation. I LIKE THIS. IT PLEASES ME IMMENSELY.
Nostalgia Inducement.
I-OW…oww…hellinahandbasket
Fear Masking.
…Oh, how I wish. How I wish I had bottomless courage.
Elemental combat. Suck it.
Vampirism
that’s a power???
Yes, totally. From now on, Hemophilic Porphyria is the best power ever, and not at all a disease.
my oblivion save files say otherwise
great now i can dream of dead parents and maggots in banquets
Yes, this fits well. I like it.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiology
I’m a fuckin’ KANGAROO
Personality Alteration
Im ok with this
It has been some time since I last posted pictures of my favorite animal.
“WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE I GOTTA..GOTTA SAY SOMETHING…
UUUUUGHAAAAAWHGHAAAAGHHHHH”
Everyone needs to Reblog this post until somebody takes it seriously.
EDIT: Wait, nevermind it already happened.
omg??
